PHIL EVANS - A TRIBUTE  
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THE LAW & LOUIS,
MEZZ & THE MOB
I'll be standin' on the corner high,
When they drag your body by. --
Louis Armstrong on "I'll Be Glad When You're Dead
You Rascal You!"
What Insight! "I am not speaking
about the good musicians, but the
jazz type" Ouch! Ya got me, Pal. An
entire orchestra arrested?
Counter
Another Jazz
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I wonder if Jackie Cooper won any awards for this
performance? A Golden Bong? Oh, notice they say
"Top Ranking" clarinetist. Does anyone out there have
a copy of this show? Please contact me if you do. Who
played clarinet on the soundtrack? Benny? Pee Wee?
Edmond Hall? Whoopee John Wilfart?
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POPS GOT THE COPS!
I've looked. They must keep them in the
back. Note the "YEH!"
THE COPS GOT POPS!
POPS WORRIES ABOUT CHOPS!
JOE PILLARS? I thought he was with Vic
Berton? Poison? And gosh! Wasn't it
nice of them to print his wife's address?
"A Worth Weil Song?"
THESE MUGS ARE JUST ASKING
FOR IT..
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NO! NO!
Are You
Crazy?
When  I
Said I
Wanted  
Mertz, I
meant
PAUL, not
FRED!
Hi Kids! It's me, Mezz. I'm here to tell you, JUST SAY NO!
Look at me. I had it all, money, fame, Jackie Cooper even
played me on a TV Show! But look what happened. Some guy
came out with these Kazoo Lips CD's. People enjoy them so
much that I'm stuck with a room full of my books. Haven't
sold one since 1954. Even Max Kaminsky sells more books
than I do! And he's white! My records? Nothing but wall
hangers now. I just sit around and smoke. Damn you Kazoo
Lips! I'm going back to France. At least they know a genius
when they see one.
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