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This is just a page that I've put        
 together to show the world the      
terrible injustice that has been to   
 an endangered species over the   
years.
THE CORNET PLAYER
1911 - Everybody's A Critic
1887 - If You Don't Like It Move.
1885 - Just Great..What's Next..Let Them Vote?
1881 - It'll Be Grimer If He Doesn't Get It Back
1883 - Haven't We All Gone Through
This At One Time Or Another?
1893 - Same As Above
1891 - Yeah, months.
1907 - Sounds Like Bix Here.
Counter
1890 - Some Party There. Woo-Hoo!
1894 - Tootered. Say! That's really ripe.
1905 - Who Was Driving?
1894 - I Wonder If His Kids, The
Czardeens Played As Well?
1896 - That's The Best Time To Practice.
1911 - Ringling Was Tough. They Also Fined Him.
1891 - That Will Be A First.
1901 - Clever, Right? I Think..hmmm.
1906 - So Where's The Problem?
1893 - I'll Fill This In Someday When
Nobody Is Home Here. Safety First.
This is Del Staigers
1899 - 1950. One of the greatest
cornet players of the early 20th
century. Del was "one of the boys"
who hung out at Plunkett's with
Bix. Del could drink with the best
of them and was sometimes
called "Del Staggers". But he
never missed a note and could
play two notes at the same time!
Del had one of the "sweetest"
tones ever on cornet. Here's a
early 1930's radio broadcast of
Del playing "Napoli". Clean and
as close to perfection as you can
get. Nothing less than wonderful.
Many recordings with Shilkret and
others playing lead. Del had it all.
<--- Del Staigers
"Napoli"
1885 - He Was Trying To Invent The Waterpick.
1893 - Imagine Getting Hit In The Chops
With A Streetcar While Playing!
1893 - Answer..We Drink
Let's see. One died of
congestion, and the
other of quick
consumption.
Consumption? Did he
get eaten by a bear?
Land shark?
1912 - Happens All The Time.
1911 - Sounds like these guys need a cornet wedgie.
1910 - Sure. There You Go.
Blame The Cornet Player.
1908 - Makes Sense To Me.
Bohumir Kryl - One    
of the greatest            
cornet players ever.
And a wild man as
well. Became a very
wealthy man. In later
years he had an all
girl concert band.
1918 - I Had To Censor Myself Here. Sorry.
1920 - Of Course He's Good. We Get
Used To Working With Dummies.
1891 - If This Isn't A Setup For A Great Joke. What Is?
<---1909
This sounds
like part of the
plot from that
so-called movie
on Bix. That film
did have some
real nice quality
location shots. It
could have been
great film if they
had done it the
right way. Or
even just used
different names!
1881 - This was
probably the last
time a cornet
player won the
lottery.
1884 - Jules Levy was one of the
cornet titans in the late 1800's. and he
had an ego to match his talent.
1908 - Well, it happens. Some of the items
found on him were Kazoo Lips CD's. Of
course the judge dismissed the case. He
too understood the need for these fine jazz
CD's.
So when you're out doing your Christmas
shoplifting this year, remember - Kazoo Lips
CD's! You'll be glad you did. And so will I.
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